If I Were Richer Lyrics

If I were richer 

I'd buy a pitcher 

With scenery on it. 

'Jolica ware 

Storks here and there, 

And a funny affair 

With ladies on it. 

In half a minute 

I'd mix up in it 

A wonderful drink 

Peppermint, ice, 

Lemons and spice 

Taste pretty nice, 

What do you think?